When I think about quality the things that come into my head aren’t Rolex watches or Hermes scarves or shiny red Ferrari cars. No, the thing that comes into my head is a humble tin of Heinz Baked Beans. I see the tin with its bluish green label and the black crest proudly saying what … Continue reading Beanz meanz quality
Communication is a what?
I’ve often heard the phrase that communication is a two way street. Well it isn’t, that’s a bad analogy. In a two way street the traffic goes one way up one side of the road and down in the opposite direction on the other. Up and down only. Unless there is an obstruction in the … Continue reading Communication is a what?
Blowing my own trumpet
I find it really hard to blow my own trumpet. I fill my lungs and purse my lips and blow but it doesn’t matter how hard I try, I find it hard to make a note. I can get a rich tone from a Boosey and Hawkes B flat clarinet and I can play a … Continue reading Blowing my own trumpet
Spam and ham
I write my blog purely for the pleasure of writing and not to be read, though I do confess that I regularly check the statistics to see if anyone is reading my pieces. Some are and occasionally I even get a comment. The WordPress people are very kind and try to weed out the unsolicited … Continue reading Spam and ham
Public Sector Show 2013
I’m never really sure whether or not I enjoy going to trade shows and exhibitions. They are usually a long way away and it can be touch and go how good they are. My measurement of success of such events is usually how long it takes me from the start to wish I hadn’t bothered. … Continue reading Public Sector Show 2013
Management speak
I’ve been trying to learn a foreign language for as long as I care to admit. I wish that I had tried harder at school because the older I get the more difficult it becomes. I’ve got by in French, dabbled a bit in Italian, German, Swedish, Icelandic and Portuguese. I have even managed to … Continue reading Management speak
The contract signed
It should have been a great day and it was. Yes, it was a great day, the culmination of at least two year’s work that will bring a twenty five million pound investment into the region and maybe more. The contract was signed to help bring superfast broadband to our corner of the North East … Continue reading The contract signed
Relativity
Einstein was right, time is relative. It all depends upon what is going on and where you are. We all know that time flies when you are enjoying yourself and can drag on and on when you are in a meeting or doing the ironing (yeah right!). I notice this differential in the speed of … Continue reading Relativity
Why do insurance companies do it?
My wife’s car insurance is due. I know this because I’ve received a letter from her insurers telling her so, a letter from a well known name as it happens. Not only did the letter tell her that it was due, the company had very kindly gone to the trouble of looking at a range … Continue reading Why do insurance companies do it?
Roadworks on the A1
There are some cones running in between the lanes on the A1 north bound, the kind that fit over the cat’s eyes and keep the traffic apart. I think they are called lane separators but I may be wrong and they are orange, a couple of feet high and have a small reflective silvery-white jacket. … Continue reading Roadworks on the A1
Thoughts from a Guerrilla Worker 