It stands before me, an off white space that stretches out as far as the eye can see. A great snowy expanse like a winter scene, a Bruegel perhaps but not the colour of freshly fallen virgin snow, no, the colour of snow that lies by the roadside, dirty, grey and faded. I am standing … Continue reading Ceiling
I’ve heard it
Such is the power of stories that people can believe things which aren’t true only because they have heard them said. After all, there is no smoke without fire and if that is the word on the street then who are they to argue? Our work places are full of them, myths and legends, truths, … Continue reading I’ve heard it
Three-nil
Three-nil! I mean three-nil, not one-nil or two-nil but three of them and away from home, at St. James’. The shame of it, the ignominy, I can’t believe it. It’s taken me a few days just to think about it but it will be at least next season until I might get over it, that … Continue reading Three-nil
Funployability
Funployability had to be the word of the day. The whole management team had been brought together for a morning of development lead by Darran and Pete, the irrepressible lads from ON-Brand Partners. They had split the group into four and asked each of us to look at a set of questions to get us … Continue reading Funployability
Little things that you keep
Oh those little things that I have kept just in case, bits of wood, electric sockets, fitting packs from flat pack furniture, you know the sort of thing, bits and bobs that you had bought for a job and can’t bear to throw away as they may prove to be useful at some time. I … Continue reading Little things that you keep
I’ve done something foolish
I’ve done something I shouldn’t have done, something foolish earlier on this week. We had a problem with the network and I asked a couple of colleagues to reboot a switch and I shouldn’t. OK, it had a red warning light on and it was rebooted properly and much of the business was stopped and … Continue reading I’ve done something foolish
Use your anti-vote wisely
There is an election coming up next month in the ward in which I live. I know the date as I’ve received my voting card through the post. I don’t know who the candidates are yet but I’ll find that out by using the wonders of the internet. It’s a local council election and I … Continue reading Use your anti-vote wisely
Growing a beard
A beard is this year’s must-have accessory, especially if you are a man. Everyone is growing one from Brad Pitt to Alan Pardew. Hirsute is in and the fresh faced look of youth is out, apparently. So when I found that I had a few days off from work then what better time was there … Continue reading Growing a beard
So now there are seven types of people
I always get worried when attempts are made to categorise people. Nearly all human woes start with determining that one group of people is somehow different from another. Also, I’ve always had a suspicion of personality type tests in that they try to take a very complex animal and pigeon hole us into a very … Continue reading So now there are seven types of people
A room with a view
Are you looking for that get away with a difference? Then look no further than Holiday Homes in the Sky. This new holiday company is offering a unique opportunity to take a break in the small apartments that are located at the top of the wind turbines that are popping up all over our rural … Continue reading A room with a view
Thoughts from a Guerrilla Worker 