Unfolding plans 173 – The wedding planner

If I understand Shakespeare correctly I am somewhere within the fifth and age of man.  I realise that I am in fair round belly with eyes severe and beard of formal cut, full of wise saws and modern instances.  I’ve only got two ages left and so I’d best get on with what I have … Continue reading Unfolding plans 173 – The wedding planner

Unfolding plans 118 – I have had my cake and eaten it.

I’ve put on weight.  A (former) colleague told me when we met in a high street grocery store.  Thank you for your weight?  I was buying ingredients for a cake (pear and almond as it happens but there may be a clue here).  I dared not look in his basket.  It was nice of him … Continue reading Unfolding plans 118 – I have had my cake and eaten it.