Feeling hot? We shouldn’t complain should we but we’re just not used to it in this country. As soon as the thermometer nudges the high twenties we start to melt. It’s different when we’re on holiday but it is so hard to stay focussed in the heat.
But don’t worry, your problems are over. Now you can stay cool and confident at work thanks to new ‘AC Pants’ specially designed air conditioned undergarments that will keep your nether regions at a perfect temperature. No longer will you feel drained and wrung out, tired and niggly. Instead you will be sharp and ready for anything that life can throw at you in this hot weather. You’ll be on fire when you are at your coolest.
‘AC Pants’ are made of the finest Egyptian cotton cleverly inter-woven with capillary like water pipes that take the heat away from where you appreciate it least. The pants can be worn in place of any normal underwear and water is circulated through the garment by a small, mobile phone sized pump and heat diffuser. Simply drop the pump unit into your breast pocket, switch on and feel the sense of relief.
For your comfort, ‘AC Pants’ can be adjusted to either of three cool settings: Aberdeen; Svalbard; or Infertile – ideal for any warm weather event. Fully washable and in a range of sizes to suit, they are available in all good retailers.
Buy some today and stay cool with ‘AC Pants’.
Thoughts from a Guerrilla Worker 