e-reader

Don’t bother with an ordinary e-reader, they are so last fortnight.  What you really need is a Zoink^TM the first ever fully blown experience-reader.  Weighing in at less than 500g and with a 20cm screen it looks at first like many other e-reader products that are available on the market but when you add the sensory cap, glasses and ear phones the Zoink^TM takes you to a whole new dimension in reading experiences.

Using state of the art technology the sensory cap logs your brain waves as you read, interprets them and plays them back to you as sight sound and scent through the glasses and ear phones.  But this isn’t like watching a video or listening to a download as it is your interpretations that you see and hear and smell.  The effect is unique for every reader and will never be repeated.  Each time you read you will see and feel something new.

But there is more.  By purchasing the optional sensory clothing you can really sense the action in every possible way.  Sensory gloves, shirts, trousers and socks can all be added to enhance your reading enjoyment.  Now you will be able to feel the snow in your face as you read ‘Wuthering Heights’ by Emily Bronte, or smell Miss Havisham as she sets fire to herself in Charles Dickens’ ‘Great Expectations’ or even taste the same pasta and broccoli as Inspector Montalbano in Andrea Camilleri’s ‘The shape of Water’. 

Books will never be the same again and you will never tire of reading them over and over.  With the Zoink^TM you will be able to feel the pain in your legs as you read Alan Sillitoe’s ‘The loneliness of the long distance runner’, suffer the Joad’s hunger in your stomach and the dust in your mouth during John Steinbeck’s ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ and get distressed at the mental anguish and moral dilemmas of Raskolnikov as you read Dostoyvesky’s ‘Crime and Punishment, all as your own vivid imagination creates them.

The Zoink^TM is available from all good electrical retailers but please note that Fifty Shades of Grey is not yet available.